Since it doesn’t look like anyone’s getting arrested today what do you say we put sex back on the table?
Sterek AU: Stiles is excited to finally get to do some real undercover work. All he has to do is seduce a man into agreeing to pay to have sex with him. Shouldn’t be too hard… right?
Derek is part of an ongoing investigation into a human trafficking ring. Tonight he has the fun job of rounding up sex workers to see if any of them have any information on their bosses.
This is what happens when people don’t read their inter-agency memos. Chaos.
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Please tell me there’s a chaptered fic of this somewhere!
All American Guy Sterek AU
Stiles Stilinski is just your average sophomore guy living in DC when, in an inadvertent moment sandwiched between avoiding his drawing class and CD-perusing, he puts a stop to an attempt on the life of president Talia Hale. His life is turned upside down by all the attention on him between being appointed Teen Ambassador to the UN and maybe probably flirting with the First Son Derek Hale.
I’m gonna need at least 10k fic of this
I won’t have her called Cynthia!
Like father like daughter.
It seems enormously patronizing to me. Just the sort of annoying tune you’d have playing in your themed park, I daresay. All giddy and carefree, encouraging children to face the world unarmed. All they need is a spoon and some sugar, and a brain full of fluff and they’re equipped with life’s tools. Wonderful !
I don’t think you understand how much this episode fucked me over
I remember watching this for the first time and I just screamed at my screen. I was so angry and hurting over this that I just left the room to cry. I also remember watching it with my brother and I remember him just staring at the screen in shock, he even paused it so that he could process what had just happened. This is the one scene that really really really killed us emotionally. And this was about 8 years ago and to date, it still makes me want to rage. I hate this scene so fucking much.
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
Did you guys even watch bee movie